Saturday, January 4, 2014

Um, food and stuff.

I made a couple of yummy things on New Year's Day, if I do say so myself! I made Pioneer Woman's Zannie's Black-Eyed Pea Dip, which will be the 4th time I have made this for New Year's. It's pretty much a tradition now! I eat it with tortilla chips. Also, I always use canned black-eyed peas with  jalapenos already in them so I can skip the step of adding chopped jalapenos.



Zannie's Black-Eyed Pea Dip (from pioneerwoman.com)

Ingredients

  • 1 can (14-ounce) Can Black-eyed Peas
  • 1/4 whole Onion, Chopped Fine
  • 1/4 cup Sour Cream
  • 8 slices Jarred Jalapenos
  • 1 cup Grated Sharp Cheddar Cheese
  • 3 Tablespoons Salsa
  • Hot Sauce, to taste
  • Salt And Black Pepper To Taste

Instructions

  • Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Drain black-eyed peas and partially mash, leaving some whole.
  • Add all other ingredients, stirring to combine.
  • Spread into a 1 1/2 quart baking dish and bake for 20 to 30 minutes until hot and bubbly.
  • Serve with tortilla chips!

Next, I made Jalapeno Popper Pizza. This was AWESOME. Only improvement I could make: more bacon! I used this pizza crust recipe, and I started with one cup of white all-purpose flour and used white whole-wheat flour for the remaining flour. I usually make pizza crust with the dough hook on my Kitchen-Aid. So easy!



Jalapeno Popper Pizza (from damndelicious.net)


Ingredients
  • 2 tablespoons olive oil
  • 4 slices bacon, chopped
  • 2 jalapeños, sliced
  • 1 shallot, sliced
  • 1/4 cup semolina or yellow cornmeal
  • 1 ball pizza dough, homemade or store-bought
  • 6 ounces cream cheese, softened
  • 1 1/2 cups grated jalapeño monterey jack cheese
Instructions
  • Preheat oven to 475 degrees F. Lightly coat a baking sheet or pizza pan with olive oil.
  • Heat a small skillet over medium high heat. Add bacon and cook until brown and crispy, about 6-8 minutes. Transfer to a paper towel-lined plate.
  • In a small bowl, combine the jalapeños and shallot with 1-2 teaspoons olive oil.
  • Working on a surface that has been sprinkled with semolina or cornmeal, roll out the pizza dough into a 10-inch-diameter round. Transfer to prepared baking sheet or pizza pan.
  • Spread the cream cheese evenly over the top, leaving a 1-inch border. Top with jalapeño monterey jack, jalapeños, shallots and bacon.
  • Place into oven and bake for 15-20 minutes, or until the crust is crisp and brown on the bottom and the cheese is melted on top.
  • Cut the pizza into wedges and serve immediately.
There you have it! Maybe one day I will come up with a few of my own recipes to share. However, with a collection of 20+ cookbooks, several huge Pinterest food boards, a reading list full of talented food bloggers, and a foodgawker collection of over 600 recipes...that might be difficult ;) I would be happy to just be able to inspire more people to cook at all.

One of my biggest goals for 2014 is a goal I have had for several years: eat less and less processed foods. I have made some pretty significant strides, but I still have a long way to go. One of my favorite resources is 100 Days of Real Food. And she has a cookbook coming out this year! One of the best ways to avoid processed foods is to make most of your own food (no-brainer, huh?) But I try to go a little bit further than that...like by making my own cream soup instead of buying cream-of-whatever from a can. I use this recipe for my homemade cream soup. However, the recipe calls for chicken bouillon cubes, which is something I would try to avoid when cutting out processed foods. So, I omit them and use chicken stock instead of water to reconstitute the soup. I've never made my own chicken stock, but I've got my eye on this recipe from one of my food idols, Deb from smittenkitchen.

Some of my biggest processed food weaknesses that I'm trying (but currently failing) to give up: Philly Cheesesteak Hamburger Helper, white pasta, frozen pizza, gummy fruit snacks, and breakfast cereal. I got hungry just reading that list...

Also, I went to the gym with Phillip on Thursday. Here's a picture that accurately describes my experience:



 Cheers!

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

2014, HEEEEY!

So, I decided that I wanted the first meal I made in 2014 to be something tasty, yet fabulously healthy, so I decided to make chickpea pesto sandwiches for lunch today. I got my husband a gym membership for Christmas that he has been rather enthusiastic about, so I figured he would appreciate all the protein and fiber in this meal. I appreciated the deliciousness. This recipe is from one of my new favorite food blogs: thugkitchen.com (basically, a gangsta vegan chef). However, if you don't find...uh...colorful language even remotely funny, you might want to stay away from that site. HA! Anyway, these sandwiches were delicious. The only changes I made: I crisped up a couple of pieces of turkey bacon in the microwave for each sandwich and I added 2 chopped green onions to the chickpea spread. Phillip says these are also delicious in a whole-wheat wrap.

Not pictured: experienced food photographer, dysfunctional can opener. Stay tuned for my blog's transformation to include artful, appetizing food photography, witty banter, and striking web design! Just don't hold your breath too long waiting. *wink*


Click here to visit Thug Kitchen for the amazingly hilarious original recipe.

Prepped and ready to go! 

Pesto action. Mmmmmm.

Finished product! I used some yummy whole-wheat bread (I know, tsk-tsk for not making my own). Snack: grapes and Mississippi State cheddar cheese. In the same bite. Don't judge until you try it...it's delicious!


CHICKPEA PESTO SANDWICH (slightly adapted from thugkitchen.com)
Pesto:
1 ¼ cup torn, packed basil leaves
1/3 cup slivered or sliced almonds
2 tablespoons olive oil
2 tablespoons water
1 tablespoon lemon juice
½ teaspoon lemon zest
½ teaspoon salt
2-3 cloves of garlic, chopped

Mix this in after the pesto is done:
1 ½ cups cooked chickpeas (or one 15 ounce can)
1 carrot, grated
 2 green onions, chopped (nope, chives and green onions aren't the same thing.)

Put all the ingredients for the pesto in a food processor and blend until smooth. 
Throw the chickpeas in the food processor with the pesto and pulse a few times until you are happy with the texture. I like a few chunks in mine. Mix the grated carrot in with the chickpea paste.
Top sandwich or wrap with whatever (I used turkey bacon, Roma tomatoes, and red onions). Except mayonnaise. That would be blasphemous on this sandwich!

Makes 3 sandwiches.